This Is About As Far As I Go To Celebrate Halloween

I've hung Nesbit the Cackling Moose outside my classroom door to annoy the hell out of everybody in the prefecture, and some kids who were on cleaning duty just now - one of whom I used to teach in 2008 when she was in the junior high - upon hearing Nesbit said, "Kimoii!, and I said, "How do you say "kimoii" in English" and the kid I had taught before immediately answered, 'Creepy!' and the other kids were well-impressed. I then asked, 'So how do you say, 'mizu mushi' in English?' and the same kid replied, at the speed of light, 'Athletes Foot', and I said, 'Yappari atashi no seito desu ne' or "You are sooooo my student". I tell ya, her friends couldn't believe she knew those words.
You had to be there.

Ha ha ha. I just heard a teacher go, 'What the fuck was that!!??' as he walked past Nesbit and set off the sensor that makes Nesbit spin and cackle like a banshee. It made him jump out of his skin. Bwahahahaha.